Monday 14 November 2011

Of old ice cream tubs, Oros and cow dung


I became a source of amusement to a friend and my colleagues the other day. The big joke was that I had “bravely” carried my lunch to work in an old ice cream tub. While the three of them were rolling on the floor, I innocently continued tucking into my leftover braai spoils that included snoek, chicken and sweet corn.
It was really a funny sight around the dining table but I was being honest in my reaction. Old ice cream containers and many others are valuable possessions in my part of the world. Even though my mother was a champion collector of stylish lunch boxes from Tupperware, my siblings and I would not dare be seen tossing away an empty container of ice cream, or even margarine for that matter.
The more stylish Tupperware accessories were reserved for special occasions like school trips. Also, because my mother likes sharing, she always used the old recycled containers to give away food and seeds to friends, neighbours or relatives. That was the drill and we all knew it like the back of our hands.
This little episode that played itself out during lunch at work actually reminded me of two important issues that I believe need to be elevated to a public debate. The one is about the manner in which we grew up versus the hankering for a different lifestyle in modern day. The other is purely about recycling.
For me, I have managed to carry on leading mostly the same lifestyle that I became accustomed to when I was growing up. I get a sense that with education and better income, relative by South African standards, most black South Africans from rural villages and semi-urban townships tend to shun some of the smaller things in life that define who they are for more fashionable urban lifestyles.
Am I really being “behind” and “out of tune” by carrying my lunch in an old ice cream tub?
I have also seen people giving me a really funny look or chastise me when I marvel about or treat myself to some of my favourite food and drinks. Some believe just because I have been eating peanut butter all of my childhood, I need to exchange that for something “sexy”. Frankly, I enjoy my peanut butter and there’s no stopping me now. Give me peanut butter - and please make it Black Cat – sandwiches and a glass of ice cold Oros to wash it down with anytime and you will be my hero.
In fact, I have discovered a new method of enjoying my Brooks orange squash these days. Instead of drowning it with water and lots of ice cubes, I dilute that good old Oros with Soda Water. It gives it a nice and biting but refreshing fizzy taste. Try it on a cruel Monday morning and see how fast that iron hat of dehydration will disappear.
The same goes for my All Gold tomato sauce and Koo baked means. I can assure you that the only time my meals are not accompanied by the trusted tomato sauce is when I am having cereals. I remember All Gold used to have a TV and radio campaign back in the day where they made us believe it takes 36 tomatoes to make one bottle of their legendary sauce. A bright friend of mine and I used to have a big debate about whether that goes for both the small and the big bottles.
As with the matter of recycling, I will leave it for another instalment on this blog but I can assure you that the ice cream tub is not the only thing that I have always and will continue to recycle, there are many others too. And to me, it is not a fashion statement; it is a way of life.
So all greenie beanies, look out for my next offering when I will be sharing with you how we grew up using dried cow dung as a source of heating and cooking, and all this without the drama of hijacking construction cranes and fishing vessels or interrupting climate change meetings.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

This reminds me about a school buss trip I once went on many years ago. There was this one hot girl I was kind of interested in, but my feelings for her went out the buss window when I set next to her on our way back to school. This fine sister offered me some chicken. It was home made chicken and boiled. Not that I have a problem with home made chicken, but boiled home made chicken in any plastic container, it does not matter if its in an ice-cream tub or any other form of plastic container, as long as that boiled chicken is in a plastic box of any kind on a hot day, its a turn off. So, I never got to make my move because the smell of that chicken when she opened that container was something out of this planet. You don't wanna know how the chicken looked like. So for as long as it was not boiled or water cooked chicken in your tub of yours on a hot day. Why not?

Anonymous said...

I remember the smell of cow dung in my grandmother's rondavel (leobo) as we called it in the rural villages of the NW. As for the ice cream container, I don't have fond memories of those as such but I remember using it in primary and it fell on a Monday morning with seven colors, I was an angry primary school boy and you can imagine what an angry young boy would be like.

Macy said...

This brings back amazing memories.
I carry my lunch to work and people still give you "skeef" looks no matter what you carry it in. I also love my peanut butter and jam slices to bits. I used to down mine with Tropica...on a good day!
Love the All Gold Tomatoe sauce discussion with your buddy...can only imagine two grown men discussing the concept kwaaa!

Malesela said...

Great memories there....eish!!In fact, i also carry a similar size of "skhafthini" whenever i have some left overs and my colleagues refer to my lunch box as "Briefcase" due to its size and weight in fact they also suggested that i invent/add some wheels to it and just pull it to work. But mixing Oros with Soda water - is that the way to fit in the expression "sexy" or is it just a remedy for babalaz?. As for the Blogger's "addiction" to Old Gold, sooner he will be seen carrrying the (alleged) 36 tomatoe-bottle or the more portable 18 tomatoe-bottle to public events such as the tradional Monday Mogodung in Alex and others

Mawande said...

The Oros and All Gold is still a winner.
It is true that the more affluent we become, the higher the probability to shun these things. This my friend is not restricted to people from rural areas or out lying areas. It is however not a sin to move on and appreciate what you believe are the finer things. It is however wrong to laugh and chastise those that find pleasure in "Amasi and porridge" for dinner.

Anonymous said...

All you have to do is go to their homes, open the cubboards and you will be shocked by the discovery. Enjoy your 3sixsh madala

Nozipho said...

I am afraid I am more like your mom. I also keep my old ice cream tub, margarine and yoghurt contains, mayonaise bottles, you name it. Ice cream tubs come in handy for freezing left-overs though, hahaha!

Mmuso P said...

If you love tomato sauce so much, drink it. Everytime we go out for a drink at one of this new establishments please order tomato sauce. it will be very interesting to see you having it on rocks or with a dash. You gave us all a dose of reality that those who think gore ba diragala (they are happening) are just one paycheck from going back home in Leporung have to think harder now. Eish that Ice Cream skhafthini is a common sight around construction sites and more often than not contains 97,3 percent pap, 2 percent meat and 0,7 percent gravy. You only take that skhafthini if you slept ko nyatsing but let's not forget that it is these beasts of burden that built the Soccer City.Imagine how many tons of pap was consumed by the workers during the construction of the stadium.

Thato Rasethuntsa said...

hehehehehe,

I’ve never heard you more sincere.

Anonymous said...

Amo you've just reminded me of old times bra - Monday mornings at Primary School with a big ice cream tub teeming to the brim with left overs from mommy's Sunday lunch....

SewelaLangeni said...

Right on the money bro! I still keep ice cream tubs for those friends who never return my high priced tupperwares. Funny thing is that my mom keeps hers for me and my siblings. As far as peanut butter - its top of my grocery list every month. Nothing beats peanut butter and apricot jam on a thick slice of fresh bread ka five roses tea ya lebese. These are the things that brought us up and suddendly we are too good for them - NO! Its all a farce - our people started recycling a long time ago!

Mthizozo said...

Hey Amza this is very true bro. But I don't appreciate someone who displays an empty bottle of Johnny Walker Blue or Pink, serving no purpose but just telling us he once drank it a few years back ka chelete ya bonus. The worst thing the same people are the ones who'd offer you Klipdrift ha o chakile. Damn.